My dog has no nose…..How does he smell? Horrible…..My poor old doggy brings a whole new meaning to the word flea-bitten; in actual fact he’s completely and utterly bear-bitten. I’ve set a great example by picking up the dogs mess, although I can’t help but think that the canine needs to go in the bin too…… Let Sleeping Dogs Die Phantom Zombie will be rising at Sundown on Wednesday 28th July.
Limited to just 220 worldwide, make sure you’re on guard and Online at 8:55pm on Wednesday 28th July to defeat this terrifying teddy and get your Zombie kill. The bear will be limited to members only and to 1 piece per member for£30 each. Some stock is also available at participating retailers.
When there’s no more room in hell, the Ted will walk the earth……
Dawn of the Ted is the freakin’ awesome new BTB range from Peter Underhill and OddCo!
This rotten crew of nasty critters are due to hit the ground running (or crawling…..) with an outbreak of
- Bursting With Joy
- Life’s a Drag
- Let Sleeping Dogs Die
These will initially be launched as a set on the
Online Store on
Thursday 22nd July at 6:30pm and will include a FREE “Undead” or “Survivor” badge.
In addition, anyone ordering this set will have a 50/50 chance of winning a FREE Limited Edition Life’s such a Drag Phantom Zombie – one of just 220 worldwide. These will be allocated randomly and will NOT be shown on your invoice. Only when you receive your order will you know if a Phantom Zombie has smuggled into your order!
Please note that the Zombie Pack is limited to 1 per member until 10am on Friday 23rd July
The set will be available whilst stocks of the Phantom Zombie last. After this the first 3 Zombies will be released individually. The second batch of Zombies is then due to be released at the end of August.
There are 6 special clear resin Phantom Zombies in total – keep a look out for details of how you can get your decomposing paws on each of these in the coming weeks…..
Special Offers, Phantom Zombies and badges will also be available at participating retailers. Contact your local stockist for details.
BOTM and Twin Set Subscribers get 10% Off!
If you’re a BOTM or the Twin Set subscriber, then on top of all of this, when you order the set you’ll also receive a 10% discount voucher to be used against your next online order!
You must have
subscribed before
2pm on Thursday 22nd July to qualify.
Get more details and join up
here.
Dear BTB Fans across the World,
YOU ARE NOW ALL DEAD
Due to the fatal and devastating infection that has taken over all humanity and their
teddy bears, your forum status has been changed to dead.
In order to re-animate your forum status, you must first obtain the initial wave
of Dawn of the Ted figurines. As and when you have made contact with these
first 3 zombies, your forum status will change to either Undead OR Survivor.
This status is random and can not be chosen by members. We decide your fate! You
have either…..
Been bitten and become Undead
Or
Have evaded capture and become a Survivor on the run.
Undead – you are the brain eating, maggot ridden, monster who is beginning to
take control of the forums. Your status strikes fear into all those who come into
contact with you and one bite can turn your lunch into a raving, rabid, loony-bin.
You will now remain undead, but you may have the opportunity to rise through
the ranks and become either a ‘Rabid Zombie’ a ‘Berserker Zombie’ and
eventually ‘Ultimate Undead.’
Wait for more information on how you to gain more status….
Survivor – well done, you have evaded the clutches of the undead. However you are
now alone, on the run and living in fear. You should be happy to be alive, but must
understand that your life could be in danger at any time.
You will remain a survivor for now, but when you gain in confidence and get a few
zombie kills under your belt, your status will raise to a ‘Zombie Killer’ a ‘Stealth
Zombie Killer’ and eventually ‘Master Killer.’
Wait for more information to find out how you will gain more status….
This is the Dawn.
If you want something special in your BTB collection be sure to head over the the BTB Ebay store to see our latest pre-production grey models.
We are going to the movies this time auctioning Clark, Hunter, Fred and every collectors favourite Joker.
Disturbing reports are just coming in, that for some unknown reason, inanimate stuffed animals are coming to life and attacking each other and their owners!?
Readers would have every right to consider these allegations absurd and foolish, but now incidents of this terrifying teddy bear ‘outbreak’ have been sighted in numerous cities across the UK. We’ll be bringing you more on this baffling story on the Blog as and when it begins to unfold…..
